I’d like to know what the hell happened to the “do not call” list. Why are assholes always calling me trying to get me to extend my warranty? Actually I know – they are slimy scammers who will sell you absolutely anything you are willing to pay money for. Still, why do we have these laws with holes big enough to drive a truck through?
And here’s another question – what good is it to have such a fine military if we can’t call in an airstrike on these assholes?
And now that Guantanamo is empty, what percentage of Americans do you think would vote yes about putting telemarketers there?
OK I feel better now. But I’d still feel better with my fingers wrapped around the throat of one of those people.